'Your grandma might be old and wrinkly, and smell of moth balls and ben gay, but man I just want to stick my cock in her! And not only will I get to play with her floppy tits, and have her take out her dentures and gum my cock, but since she is older than dirt, I can shoot a big fat gooey load deep inside her dusty old cooch! I bet shell be so appreciative that shell make me her special home made chocolate chip cookies after I'm all done!'