There you are, sitting in another endless English class when your favorite co-ed comes sneaking in. She's late, like she usually is (when she bothers to show up at all), she's still a little drunk and she smells like a Texas whorehouse in the middle of summer. She's been living out every college fantasy conceivable while everyone else in class has been hitting the books. You're wondering whether Chaucer is going to be on the mid-term and she's wondering which frat house she left her panties in. It's time to put down the books and take advantage of the precious resource that is the shameless college slut!