Hey buddy, if I were you, Id forget about trying out for the team. Its not just that we suck, we do, but theres something worse, our cheerleaders! Yeah, I know, everybody drools over those awesome bodies and sexy looks, but take it from a player who knows, those cheerleaders are BOSSY! And they can be pretty MEAN! My balls still ache from the date I had with one of them. And their idea of a post game orgy is more like a flogging! But if youre into it!