Perverted Stories 11

Doggie Doo Doo - Yippee Yi Yi- get along lil' doggies, it's your misfortune and none of my own so sang dog trainer Dave as he teaches the little bitch the true meaning of the word discipline. These are stupid pet tricks you can do at home. Circle Jerk - Remember when you were a young lad and you'd sit around with your friends reading dirty books, kicking back, sharing a few laughs, shooting a load with your friends. And what happened if one of the two guys wouldn't join in on the five knuckle shuffle? Fuckin' faggot! Here's what happened when one friend ended up being a little more than meets the eye. Pussy! Pasta Passion - Come on over. Sit on the kitchen floor. Let me make you something very special for dinner. You'll love my pasta while I shove it up your cunt. You'll squeal with pleasure as my pasta slides into your ass. Ahh, your holes are so sweet. What a perfect compliment to pasta- Hot Hard Salami. Bon Appetite! Cum Camp Out - She was alone, camped out in a beautiful place deep in the wilderness, near a beautiful waterfall. Why not just relax and masturbate in nature. Then along came a stranger and beat off beside her. This is true romance. Especially when she takes a load of hot cum up her ass and spews it into a frying pan for breakfast! Eggs anyone?